Palazzo's Prophecies

Each week the greasy Italian writes his thoughts down and shares them with the world of EDFC. Read it exclusively here... and maybe

in The Sun if its any good. Sometimes announced on Radio Jackie 107.6 (Possibly a lie).

Well Ladies

Welcome to my page

Things have certainly gone to s*it havent they....I mean there was chat flying about that we could challenge for something after our 3 wins on the bounce but thats quickly died a very bad cancerous aids infested death now !

Its pretty clear things need to change in a number of areas, we really do need to sort where were going wrong even though its pretty obvious , conceding pretty much nail on to what weve scored is just pure dog sh*t , defending has got to be our no 1 main priority , specifically on sunday our defence was battered , as in proper taken from behind sideways, if it wasnt for theyre strikers and midfielders having 50p feet then the score would have been over 7 at least , we have gotta start defending from the front , put pressure on our opposition as soon as they stick a foot on the ball , this is what walsingham did to us for the whole game and they fully deserved to beat us.

Perhaps some players need to be moved around or our formation needs to be changed depending on who were playing against of course , we have pretty much got the measure of most of the teams in this league and to be honest no one in this league is that good at all ........

We really cannot afford to lose anymore games , I hate losing , I really really hate losing........

We also need commited players , I realise not everyone can make it every week due to one thing or injuries but if you cant at least let dutch or jay know well before sunday morning , turning up knowing weve got 10-11 men when we had 22 the day before is kick in the boll*cks really.......

Lets get our season back on track and start winning !!

thought Id give a mention to the ressies , although dont know why we call you guys that as your probably better than us .....actually maybe not but anyway , from what I saw down at the hurst you lot played well against a team who were the best of the best in your league , i thought they were awful as i do with most things but well played , and a great strike from Mr Bramwell , sorry nick , I didnt see your header so cant comment on how good it was and of course get well soon to Milky who is probably who has probably died of boredom by now ...!

Other Business concerns our annual non show up of most team members xmas party , past events have been pretty decent ish more so referring to our epsom trips and ruining and getting chucked out of the vestry and last year was pretty shambolic , I can only recall the cheese lothario himself chatting up some "shane warne lookalike" (Nice , Bowling..............) in the classy Walkabout

So please put some decent suggestions forward on the banter board .....Ive got 2 below , 1 ) my restaurant in Molesey or 2 ) my hotel in Las Vegas ?

Mentioning las vegas /USA .......more than likely I will be visting florida in feb-march time to a university/ college to help train the soccer teams over there , yes yes you may laugh but my Uncle Capello has taught me a thing or two , hopefully I can get a job out of it .......as im getting really bad aids with work and more importanly there are alot of hot women over there.....!!.......not that Id do anything anyway , im useless (any women reading this Im free and single and im a very wealthy man that dosent drive and before you mention it not very attractive but I have big detriods , how appealing !!!....)

Thats it for now , more next week if theres anything to talk about

Ciao !

* Please Note - All the words / spellings / appalling grammar above are Palazzo's own, as I couldnt be arsed to edit it. So berate him for his illiteracy. Thank you *